Buhtt sex?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
