Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm jealous of your bromance
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize