Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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