Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
porn star boner night. come get it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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