And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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