Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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