evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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