I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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