you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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