Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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