My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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