you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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