His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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