Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
