Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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