Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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