One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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