at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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