My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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