do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
