he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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