I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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