After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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