Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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