I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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