Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
porn star boner night. come get it.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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