i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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