What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
