in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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