i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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