Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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