And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
