its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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