Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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