Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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