she was so not down for the gang bang
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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