is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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