I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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