he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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