You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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