out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
