know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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