NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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