don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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