I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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