no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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