Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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