..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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