One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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