I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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