Say something about gay babies.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my shit smells like andre
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I had to cum in my sink.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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