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Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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