My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Randomize
