just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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