I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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