SEEEEXXX PLEASE
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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