She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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