: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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