my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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